Tuesday, 14 January 2014

Regarding the simplicity





Regarding the simplicity of sex in heaven: whereas the very nature, and power, of human sex lies in its always being simple and pure (at least in a very local way here and everywhere and always in heaven*; well, if there is sex in heaven), it would be welcome if at in heaven the moves could – somehow; however, straightforward truth be told, it's not easy to see how – get more sophisticated thus becoming more worthy of Kant, or any philosopher for that matter.




*It's just struck me that even if God hasn't planned sex in heaven yet, it may be worth trying to talk him into this idea. I've got my philosophical work cut out now.


Prayer: Lord, if sex isn't part of your vision of heaven, please consider it. I'll give you my arguments later (well, you know them before I knew them; but I will, anyway). However, we** trust that whatever kicks you have in store for those who thanks to your love and their not being complete idiots will make it there, they'll easily beat, and possibly encompass, the best orgasms we can have, or imagine, this side of Plato.

**I assume there is at least one more person praying with me now; hopefully a fit*** woman.

***doesn't matter, actually; if she's fit for heaven, she'll be fit then.