Tuesday, 3 June 2014

The Giver of Orgasm*


The best philosophical approach to sex is that you have it with God. Because in a  metaphysically most obvious way, the ultimate arouser of your penis, the main caresser of your body, the deepest fountain of your ejaculation, the true partner in your orgasm is not the woman who's below, above or next (or whatever) to you, but God. 


*Hallelujah.



P.S. Not - just in case she ever lays her angelic eyes on this - inspired by the damsel in distress from the previous post.