Sunday, 9 November 2014

The Quill Drivers*



[Remembrance Sunday]

There are penpushers and then there are penpushers, and - as you will surely recall - I never said all of them should be hanged. In fact, the work of some of them, even though they may be a tiny, endangered bunch, is quite commendable and deserves a long-overdue pay rise. Among them there is the Royal Army Pay Corps, aka 'The Ink Slingers' and 'The Quill Drivers'. “An army runs on good food, dry feet, cheerful comrades, effective officers and regular pay (although not necessarily always in this order)”, someone once said**. And if anyone wants peace, as I do, they must appreciate those who help the army run smoothly and remain in peace-preserving war-readiness. 

I could bet your bottom bullet that each army has an ever-expanding, mindless, useless and overpaid pen-pushing division, but I would never put the Pay Corps in this category, because I believe in British generals and admirals (actually I have met a couple and formed a rather pleasant opinion of them; I must admit though, that my judgement may have been swayed by a glass or two of port – i.e. a glass or two too many) and even if I lost my bottom bullet in the first bet, I would win it back in the second one: I can bet your second bottom bullet that British generals would never allow British soldiers to go unpaid or be treated unfairly, money- and other-wise. At least not until British politicians step in. In fact I'd go as far as to say that if British politicians looked after their voters even half as well as British generals look after their soldiers, this would be a completely different place. (And, to uphold my anti-democratic credentials, at the moment I'd rather the nation be run by generals than by politicians).





*I salute you!

**and a topical booklet found in a local library repeated.