Tuesday, 13 August 2013

Two tickets, please


A stone's throw (no, I'm not violent; I'm angry, but I don't blow it; unless I have to) away from the Royal Albert Hall. Right opposite another place that similarly attracts confused people: the Science Museum, which is next door to the chief fallacy and heresy monger: the Natural History Museum.


I really don't know what stopped me, at the last moment, from going in and asking for two tickets for that night's show.  
 

 

P.S. Mormons* piss me off: walking around telling people, in the worst parochial petty non-conformist spirit, that the Holy Spirit and Christianity went to sleep for a few hundred years, just after Jesus went to Heaven, only to wake up again after some confused preacher from some American sticks stumbled upon something or other in a forest. Joseph Smith, now in the know, must be turning in his grave when he hears such bollocks.
Not that I am in principle against tearaway sects that make outlandish claims. However, to gain my support they need to be right as well as successful (the latter confirming the former); and ideally supervised by the Vatican.
 
*Extremely nice folks, by the way; and some of the best employers that have ever made a mistake of employing me.