Progress

I must be getting something right, philosophically. Today I looked at a girl's perfect bottom and I saw God.




P.S. In another recent situation that confirms my philosophical progress I was telling a young and rather attractive woman about my theory, which I was just about to commit to paper, that there will be sex in Heaven. The woman said it sounded interesting and she'd like to know more about it. I said I'd let her read it, somehow, when it's ready. And it was only after she walked away that I realised it wasn't an elderly priest I'd been talking to and I didn't even get his, or her, phone number. A sure sign or a true philosopher.