(O! how I'd wipe off that smile with my mess!)
Just one small tip for young men*: petite, pretty, petty, young Polish** women über-obsessed with über-order and über-cleanliness (& über-charging for rented rooms) - avoid at all costs!***
PS I might somehow forgive a menopausal or elderly woman, but a young one? Not only is it unforgivable, but also painful to see (and v. painful to experience on your own skin - feels like a caress with a toilet brush).
*not that I am a young man; I just imagine my typical reader to be a young man, turning occasionally into a young woman, who - occasionally - turns up at... oh, never mind.
**I suspect you might find a few German women fitting the bill, as this scary phenomenon is probably über-national (by the way: where's the EU, when it could be of some use?? Ah, right - cleaning up the self-made mess in Greece...)
*** besides which, I can't über-recommend: read Psalms!
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