In the meantime, as you may vaguely remember (the way I do), I tuned in to BBC Radio1*, something that I never do, and listened to cleverly distressing, the way the best comedians are, Nick Helm.
Who, I reaslied while analysing philospophically his gig (as you do), is the illustration of the main point of my treatise that I'm sure I'd be soon looking for to attach to the paper.
(Actually, its such a perfect illustration that - apart from the fact that I love this coincidence - it's stopped being funny for me, as it was originally, and has become a bit disquieting.)
illustration: zazzle.co.uk