You know what?
I may be a balding** and aging (if it's not one and the same thing) loser, but
(μῆνιν ἄειδε θεὰ!)
I'll pick the biggest words around to go on and on and on about it.
*or is it a mythomane?
**OK, OK: the thruth is - bald. (So not a mythomane after all?)
PS Regarding the snap above that a mate of mine took the other day: I'd like to be able to lie to you and say that I'm the one looking straight into the tender eyes of the nursery school teacher visiting the National Gallery, but I can't. I'm the one wearing a wig and holding a hoofed leg.
