There are only two philosophical positions regarding the Universe - a belief in one, powerful, benevolent, personal Creator and a belief in Santa.
Most philosophers today are Santa philosophers: they believe in gifts, they may believe in some kind of gift-courier, but don't believe in a gift-maker* and, ultimately, a gift-giver.
*Actually, it's more Dwarf Philosophy then. (Yes, it sounds good and gets the point across rather well: Dwarf Philosophy and Giant Philosopy. "I do Giant Philosophy" - yeah, sounds good.)
