Apologies for the vulgar illustration that may deeply upset many of you
Having chucked in the local bin half of Cadbury's 'Crunchie', after I foolishly gave it the benefit of the trial bite, I'm thoroughly rinsing my throat and wondering: are ALL the people responsible for this shit securely locked up yet?
P.S. Somebody gave it to me and I'm really concerned about my image now: do I really look like the kind of lowlife that may enjoy this kind of shit?
P.S.2 I'm so, so upset. You know what? As soon as I have a spare tenner (which isn't going to be any time soon), I'm going to the local grocer's to buy a whole tenner-worth of the shit, stamp - violently and with a mad look in my eyes (easy) - one bar into the floor right in front of the brazen shop assistant/keeper who shamelessly deal in what should evidently, by the taste of it, be a banned substance, and chuck the rest in the local bin. Because I'm ready to do my bit for good taste. (Are you?)
