(However tempted I am to go for the 'low taxation' heading,
I have to admit it really is 'religion')
Suddenly, out of the darkness something runs up to me from behind, grabs me by the throat and sends a wave of panic through my spiritual guts: I don't know where all my sins have gone.
P.S. I've watched a few rather scary movies recently and couldn't help but wonder: what if I'm feeding some of the soul-thirsty beasts I was watching?