(Keep it, so that you won't have to bother the Queen about the exit if you ever drink too much at one of her dos and get a bit lost)
(I've go no bloody idea what of my grand themes to attach this one to, so let's go for
'Low taxation'
- the pretext being that monarchy tends to be cheaper than democracy)
- the pretext being that monarchy tends to be cheaper than democracy)
I’m just
reading about a suspiciously looking guy wandering the other day in the Buckingham Palace
gardens and the alertness of the local police who stepped in and handled the
man very assertively – and I can't help but wonder: are they absolutely sure that other
chap whom they had nicked a few days earlier inside the Palace wasn’t by any
chance the Duke of Edinburgh?
