Friday, 17 May 2013

"Dualism sucks"?

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I’ve decided to look up ‘Tum Ho’. I should have done it before nailing it above the entrance to my blog - it could mean anything: “Taxes can’t be lowered and the government needs to grow” or “Dualism sucks!” (oh dear! – a cold shiver has just gone down my spine...) or "Stupid Blog - Avoid."

Really, I shoud have known better. I can recall a quite recent situation, which should have made me doubly aware of potential lexical dangers. I was taking part in a sing&dance session during which, as a warm-up, our instructor wanted us to sing a simple and quite melodic African folk song. The words were easy to learn, which we did, and we were just about to start, when I had a brain wave. “Hang on. What are the lyrics about?” I demanded. “I don’t know”, the man admitted. I could see a potential problem: “What if the song goes: ‘Down with the white man!’?" The instructor didn’t know what to say, but assured me that he’d seen a translation at some point and it was all nice and innocent PC stuff. I didn’t believe him, but because we were on the safe outskirts of Europe, a good few decades after the African branch of the British Empire was taken down and because there was only one black person in our group, I joined in with the rest.

PS I know that ‘Tum Ho’ makes a short and innocent first impression, but it’s so easy to be misled. In some European languages we have some pretty tricky cases, too. There is a word, e.g., that means: “depressing, suicidal, biased in favour of nothingness and meaninglessness”, but all you hear is a neat “materialist” or its synonym, equally nasty in implicatios, but even more confusing “naturalist”.

The moral is that one always, always should look things up. Preferably in this blog.



*not that Celts have anything to do with any of the examples (apart from being, linguistically, Indo-European as I have a hunch 'Tum Ho' will turn out to be too); which is not to say that they don't have their share of nasty, subtle buggers - I bet that the local 'naturalist' in doing its subvertive job somewhere in the valleys of Glamorgan.