Friday, 20 April 2012

A classic piece (of a gravestone)




At a cemetery, after a visit to a close relative’s grave the girl turns to her grandmother.

“Gran, let’s go to Auntie”.

“No”.

It seems that the child forgets that her granny fell out with Auntie a few years back and the two are not on speaking terms. But not really.

“I mean Aunt Christine, not Aunt Betty”.

“Ah! Sure!”

“Remind me where?”

“It's the second alley on the left, that big one at the end of it.”